I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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