I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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