i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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