Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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