Nicole vs. Life
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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