His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Randomize
