why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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