dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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