So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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