That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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