A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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