do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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