guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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