We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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