Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
