there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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