Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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