i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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