there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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