I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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