I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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