Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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