whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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