Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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