i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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