how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
