those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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