Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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