If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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You ate ashes out of my bong
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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