I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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