As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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