is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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