Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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