Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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