She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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