am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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