Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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