I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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