oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
porn star boner night. come get it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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