I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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