Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
