So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
