it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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