The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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