We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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