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(248): View more from Michigan

did you get my message about your dog?

(1-248): View more from Michigan

no... is he ok?

(248): View more from Michigan

no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.

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(516): View more from New York

I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I would do everything over again, except the fireball.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.

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