Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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