grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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