she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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