Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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