She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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