Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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