peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
honey bunches of taint.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
did you just send me my own nude
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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