Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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