You surviving the open bar?
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I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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