Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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