so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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