is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
